leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via morganismusic)

so i was all excited to try this pokemon fusion thing

so i open it for the first time and hit randomize and

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..

…

you have got to be kidding me

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via beyoncebeytwice)

meladoodle:

A GRILL IS A GRILL THIS IS SURELY SO AND FRIES SHOULD BE FRIES EITHER WAY BUT THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW

(via beyoncebeytwice)

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

(Source: cowboybeboop, via beyoncebeytwice)

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

(via beyoncebeytwice)