if this isnt how my love life starts i will be extremely disappointed
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
I would marry you if you asked
when i die i don’t want you guys to throw me an expensive funeral i want all that money to go towards an open bar and karaoke night so you guys can all drink and sing terrible renditions of Abba songs in my honour
FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
Look up “rhetorical question” in the dictionary….
Sorry, what? I didn’t answer the question in this post. Donkey didn’t answer it in the movie either. I know what a fucking’ rhetorical question is. I made this post to point out the actual meaning of the joke for those who may have misinterpreted it as an innocent comment on Lord Farquaad’s height. I definitely did not make it for you and the thousands of others to point out MY mistake, when I never even made one.
Think twice, comment once.